Peugeot Drivers and Morons Not Welcome At The Grand Tour Filmings: Clarkson States Obvious

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06/29/2016 at 22:02 • Filed to: None

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Jennifer Clarkson and Richard J. Cheeseburger Hammond III, as demonstrated by several incredibly shaky livestreams today, have gotten the hang of communicating with their audience from behind the screen of backwards-moving skies and the Animal Magic theme song.

In !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! (and probably on !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! ), Morons, also known by many outside their packed and illustrious community as Peugeot Drivers, will not be welcome at filmings of The Grand Tour, as painstakingly detailed in the following precise transcription:

Hammond: “We’d love to see you there.”

Clarkson: “Unless you’ve got a Peugeot.”

This concludes the following precise transcription.

Thankfully, I am neither a Peugeot Driver nor a Moron. And as such, I shall still be rejected from filmings of The Grand Tour, since I will most likely be caught buying scalped tickets from a scorned Jason Dawe huddling weeping in a baggy T-shirt outside the back of the tent.


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Kinja'd!!! Matt Nichelson > C62030
06/29/2016 at 22:41

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Wow, I think you are one of the few who remember that Jason Dawe was on the show.


Kinja'd!!! C62030 > Matt Nichelson
06/29/2016 at 22:59

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The precedent firing him set is my only hope for getting rid of Evans now


Kinja'd!!! Amoore100 > C62030
06/29/2016 at 23:24

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It would be fun to show up in a 208 GTI with a handbrake slide. Peugeot is back, although I won't hold it against Clarkson if he keeps lambasting them. The past decade has made Pug deserve all that it's getting and probably more.